Transportation: Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked...

By Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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Classic sting

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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riceicle1 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:50

Why did you get out your car? I would have hit reverse xD

beerankin 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:49

I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho

Comments

enonymous 8

Monday 31 October 2011 4:51

Over the last few days I've realized... I need to trademark more... tm

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 31 October 2011 9:22

Nope, you can't do that. I already trademarked the trademark. Uhhh, TM... TM... TM... TM... TM... etc.

Zillie 4

Monday 31 October 2011 5:51

Clowns are scary as shit. Awesome prank, but get those ******* back good!

delilahtealight 0

Monday 31 October 2011 7:23

I would of passed out I'm terrified of clowns

Fatal_rei 3

Monday 31 October 2011 7:41

You're better than me. I would've put the car in reverse and ran them over. Dead coworkers can really kill the holiday festivity =/

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 31 October 2011 9:20

I got the impression that they were in the back seat, not outside?

iilovecokee 6

Monday 31 October 2011 7:57

That sounds terrifying!!!

foreveridiot17 18

Monday 31 October 2011 8:01

I would be so mad at my co workers...

mizzpoetic08 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:12

gotta love your coworkers smh

lizard399 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:12

I would literally have a heart attack... Looking in any mirror and seeing something unexpected behind me is one of my worst fears. I feel for you

gene818 13

Monday 31 October 2011 9:56

Why did you get out of the car? I would understand if they were INSIDE the car, but they were not. That's like seeing zombies during a zombie apocalypse prank and getting out so you could join them!