By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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ipwnallmen 10

falcon punch her! youre the one gettin married, its ur day, whether or not youre a bitch any other day of the year

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allmidnighteyes 10

nevermind this comment. comment system messed up again.

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Cwissy 0

its already your wedding stop being so selfish and share some spot light with your mom. kids these days. so selfish.

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MohawkVolleyball 7

I seriously hope you are joking.

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Pearljammer001 0

yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

your mother sounds like a charming woman..... FYL

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Sekococo 0

^ fail yo momma said get off the internet and jump off a cliff and see how long your in the air.

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mrjohnz 0

^^fail, @22. terrible attempt at humor.

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Pearljammer001 0

I KNOW I fail, but SOMEONE had to start the yo momma joking!

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Yarixa 0

that's mean! sounds like my abuela. everything is about her so I know how you feel

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Pearljammer001 0

isn't it amazing how you can guarentee that someone will crawl in your ass every time you let your guard down even for a second!

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