By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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skel_fml 0

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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vinegarChic 0

I can imagine my mum doing this one! but you'll be away from her soon on honeymoon- that's why you're getting married!

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LOL97_fml 0

yo momma is so bitchy, she thinks her daughters wedding is her day to shine, not the daughters.

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fuster 0

You should've sent your Mom over to me. I could have left her with a glossy finish. And who knows? You might have ended up with a new brother or sister in the process. That would be a win/win for you.

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Pearljammer001 0

who are all these people? I've never seen half of these usernames?

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samcele 0

why would she do that to you?! it's your wedding it's your day!

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Pearljammer001 0

no one for yo momma jokes?

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

You want a yo mama joke.... fine. Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV

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singhjr96 0

yo mama so tupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

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SeasonedLemur 5

yo momma's so fat even bill gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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Hunts160 5

u should totally slap her in the face, ask her if her mother said that at her wedding, and tell her to **** off! then again she's prob single

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