By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 02:20 - United States

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Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
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waveman56 3

on the bright side..... you had a good ******

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underguarded 20

****** =win husband=fail fact that you married him= unexplainable

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ReginalUT 0

Guess you should've found out he was a douche before marrying him. YDI

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mazzera_fml 7

how is passing out considered a douchey thing to do.. give the guy a break.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ummm because it was their wedding night and he was more focused on the booze than making love to her! Just a thought...

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ummm because it was their wedding night and he was more focused on the booze than making love to her! Just a thought...

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docscientist 9

Are you serious? Weddings are an all day affair, the guy was probably exhausted.

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DjeePee 24

Exhausted and drunk. The last one is his own fault.

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gooBUZZ 0

You're stupid. I haven't been married before, but from attending weddings and such I know that everyone tries to have a good time. Obviously OP's husband was having a great time, since drinking equals fun. Good day, sir.

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Zebidee 8

I think this is pretty common. The combination of an extremely long day and a huge amount of alcohol means that the wedding night isn't always the sweet, sweet loving with candles and rose petals you see in the movies. As long as he gets his act together on the honeymoon, I think it's not the biggest drama in the world.

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guckylynn 19

Most people don't have sex on their wedding night. Usually you're so exhausted all you want to do is sleep.

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Freeze_fml 16

What the hell are you talking about? Haven't you heard of consummating a marriage?

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DocBastard 38

I totally agree with Freeze. Mrs. Bastard and I were completely drained after the wedding and reception and we had an early morning flight to our honeymoon the next day, but we made damn sure to consummate. A tornado ripping through the building would not have stopped us. OP's husband is a jackass for getting drunk at his own wedding, plain and simple.

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duhh10 0

it doesn't have to be consummated the exact night of the wedding. it just isn't "finalized" until you do have sex for the first time after saying your vows.

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RedPillSucks 31

Clearly, she consummated it with the jacuzzi. I wonder what they'll name the kids?

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Zebidee 8

If it's a girl - um - Bubbles? Oh! If it's a boy - that's easy - take a leaf out of John Travolta's book and call him Jett!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's a shame.. wedding nights are suppose to be romantic and memorable. Well, yours will be memorable I suppose.

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purple_zebras_ 0

water pressure gives the best orgasms!

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mbeasley14 0

Probably the only one you will get....

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Quest_ 13

Someone's threatened by running taps!

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holaworld 0

wow harsh. your very mean

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rockhound 0

You're one to talk, Bieber. Now shut the **** up.

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purple_zebras_ 0

lol aww your so sweet thank you :P

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RonnieBurgundy 0

You're off to a good start if you ask me.

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xLostInTheCrowdx 0

Oh that's saddening. Poor you, but on the bright side at least you got an ******?

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marcelenobeno 0

I think she deserves it in a good way. rub it in his face too. asshole

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