By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 02:20 - United States

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Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
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waveman56 3

on the bright side..... you had a good ******

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underguarded 20

****** =win husband=fail fact that you married him= unexplainable

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mbeasley14 0

"The Hot Tub ****** Machine" coming to theaters near you!

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Doortje 29

Look at the bright side: now you know what to ask foe your birthday :)

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mzeemzima 0

are you hot? coz I don't blame him if you are not... just saying

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Zmeilerr 22

Did your husbands 13 month old baby punch him and knock him out?

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ThaMilkshake 0

best ****** without you husband, are you sure you even want him to be tour husband? xD

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perdix 29

Make sure you live in a house with a jacuzzi and a lot of beer.

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towboatdude 0

Huuummm maybe we should hook up then. your wedding night sounds like mine. Except my wife took the wrong meds. and got so ****** up. All she could do was sleep.

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Zebidee 8

The best thing is that because he wasn't awake to see it, he'll never suspect a thing when you install a Jacuzzi at your house.

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robc32ca 4

sounds like you're getting a jacuzzi tub after the honeymoon

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