By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
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DjMonroe95 11

I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

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Snowkeys 11

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

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hailee_windmill 8

If you didn't want anyone to know then you minas well put it on fml

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soapmactavish82 8

You were mauled by wild kittens? You deserved to be laughed at

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godfathermock 19

First of all, how many kittens? And what kind? Regular kittens or where they really cubs of some kind?

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graceinsheepwear 33

I guess inquiring minds want to know.

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SoultheWolf 19

Cats, especially kittens, are EXTREMELY aggressive if they aren't domesticated. YDI

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raegunXD 6

It sounds silly to say out loud. But...kittens have super sharp claws and teeth. My kitten jumped on my leg and scratched a big gash that bled quite a lot on my thigh, even after I cut his nails! I had to give him away to a friend because he was doing it to my baby. ):

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zevo1415 10

Patient confidentiality is a thing in the past i guess

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yazzieyaz1 18

I had a kitten cling to me in my front girl parts and that landed me in the hospital too.

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kevingirl 6

you must be one big pussy to let kittens do that to you. ydi

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