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lol what a nice person.
your life sucks. however, it does remind me of LA Story. "Hi, my name is Bob, I'll be your mugger tonight" "Hi Bob, there you go" "Thankyou sir, and have a nice evening!"
Got to be careful, it is dangerous out there. He is looking out for you.
It pleases me that the criminal underworld has found a place for manners. When I was mugged, all the guy had to say was "gimme your wallet!", and then he pistol whipped me and ran off. Thieves are certainly moving up in the world...
Becareful D; He was nice, you should of handed him your purse too.
My bad. Should have*
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!
You sir/ma'am, win 1 (one) internetz.
hahaha this made me laugh
Could have been worse.... He could have said *So.... Same time next week?* or *Your wife says to get some bread and milk at the grocery store, here's a couple of bucks*
He's ^ got a point!! Haha.
this is sad
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Lol what a gentleman!
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!