By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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starile 19

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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zkchild 0

Haha well at least he wasn't a complete dick about it.

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fraqtl 1

your life sucks. however, it does remind me of LA Story. "Hi, my name is Bob, I'll be your mugger tonight" "Hi Bob, there you go" "Thankyou sir, and have a nice evening!"

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unidentified_sta 5

Got to be careful, it is dangerous out there. He is looking out for you.

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smashgrab 0

It pleases me that the criminal underworld has found a place for manners. When I was mugged, all the guy had to say was "gimme your wallet!", and then he pistol whipped me and ran off. Thieves are certainly moving up in the world...

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starile 19

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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RedPillSucks 31

Could have been worse.... He could have said *So.... Same time next week?* or *Your wife says to get some bread and milk at the grocery store, here's a couple of bucks*

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a_girl_i_know 0

Well at least the thief was nice, cause it could have been a lot worse, he could have wished you a bad day :)

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