By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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starile 19

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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loveforsoccer 0

sorry about that but it could be worse. he was probably desperate and broke so he took yours, but felt bad about what he did.

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mjcdsjf 0

You should have bit his face off. Literally.

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Abe210 0

I like the way everyone is like oh maybe he was just down on his luck, dude I'm broke like most of the time and my first reaction isnt to ****** robb somebody

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iranoutofnames 6

yeah, do be careful you wouldn't wanna get mu- wait...what?

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MasteredBastard 16

Today, I was going to post much like many others have about the irony and such, but then I realised I was actually jealous because that's nicer than anyone's been to me in like six months. FML.

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Proughboy 7

I just wanted to say Marvin_Android I love that book! You rock.

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SittingInTheSky 6

Oh that is horrible. poor you.

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ExEmoPsychoGirl 0

When I got mugged they weren't all that friendly...They just punched me in the face and took the $3 I had on me...then they Spat on me and left.

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