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maybe he was just down on his luck and felt bad for stealing from you! or he could just be a sarcastic @$$hole!
Carry a blade in a bad part of town?
that's like raping someone and then asking them how was it hahaha u I've some nice muggers in ur neighborhood man
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When he turned around you should have put him in a figure 8 choke hold, it would have knocked him out and stab wouldn't be the first reaction to being choked for most people.
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Lol what a gentleman!
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!