By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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starile 19

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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keviin92 0

muggers these days are so nice and polite

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mylifesucksserio 15

should have kicked him in the balls

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xstolix 1

Aww atleast he was concerned it could have been icy out and he didn't want you to slip. Wait he left you with your mittens right? Its a cold night don't want to get frost bite.

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GameAddikt 0

maybe he was just down on his luck and felt bad for stealing from you! or he could just be a sarcastic @$$hole!

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Abe210 0

that's like raping someone and then asking them how was it hahaha u I've some nice muggers in ur neighborhood man

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waiting4u 0

sounds like the movie clueless

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t765234 10

When he turned around you should have put him in a figure 8 choke hold, it would have knocked him out and stab wouldn't be the first reaction to being choked for most people.

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