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ha damn that sucks yo
well at least it was just your phone and he didn't try to shoot you
Same thief that broke into that house, accidentally killed the cat, but left an apologetic note?
Haha Yes!! ^This! #32 Wins!!! it very well could be the same guy, they have the same M.O...extreme politeness!
ironic much?
Someones bipolar.
Well at least you wren't killed :p
You should have gone all Kick Ass on his ass.
..Getting stabbed and hit by a car?
Kudos to the L.A. Story reference.
he was probably canadian
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Lol what a gentleman!
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!