Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:01

Lol what a gentleman!

starile 19

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:21

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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deromor 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:38

watta twit! lol

Drspoofty 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:20

Gosh he's very polite now isn't he

Sheilatakeabow 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:21

He proves that chivalry isn't dead.

chorizo123 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:46

he probly mugged you out of nessessity. there are nice people that have no other choice

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:17

LOL, good one. Screw you, grammer/spelling Nazi.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:20

Grammar* You SO asked for that.

Linahmmyupthatsm 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:25

lol

hey_kid94 9

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:08

Well at least he was nice

uberpwnage112 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:12

bet he was old. none of the younger people have class anymore. now-a-days it's just for the money...

ninjasaurous 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 4:20

Oh yeah about that..... Uh I'm gonna need the charger, ya see my son was playin on it and the battery ran out and I forgot to take the charger. So I'm gonna need that. K thanks bye.

burttaturt 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:40

awwww! How sweet!

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