Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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Nice guy to the rescue

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:01

Lol what a gentleman!

starile 19

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:21

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

Comments

blayke96 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:37

This is like, the best FML I've ever seen!!

L1LK3V13 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:44

Well, at least it's better than being mugged by a complete asshole.

NukedaZoo 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:33

WTF?!?

EvilManiac13 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:23

LOL. Sounds like you got mugged by Fix-It Felix jr

nrevogcmamme 17

Friday 22 November 2013 5:37

He was probably Canadian.

AssassinBug 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 21:47

Estas de Guatemala, o tu es un turista?

beaglegal 42

Friday 14 February 2014 3:38

Is he Canadian?

Lelliott 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:54

Crap...mugged by a Canadian

SoTrue17 8

Monday 14 July 2014 8:43

Hahaha he is a troll

CryosFear 14

Friday 29 August 2014 17:12

Damn Canadians

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