Health: Today, I got my nipples pierced. Momentarily forgetting about... - FML

By Mb13 - 21/12/2016 20:02

Spicy

Today, I got my nipples pierced. Momentarily forgetting about the piercings, I started to lather up with my loofa. Shark week in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Felt that

By jdot747 - 18/01/2009 01:48 - Canada

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By somuchhatesolittleworld - 10/05/2016 02:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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Ouch

By Jackmeister - 03/11/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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itsCUZimBLACK 6

Wednesday 28 December 2016 5:03

I'll never understand the appeal of nipple piercings.

Chloe555_fml 27

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:00

Stopped using a loofa after I got mine done.

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randomuser15 14

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:39

The post shows that the OP is a man in the top right lol

faifai_fml 21

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:50

Been there & done that. Sorry! Hope they heal! Pro-tip: Don't sleep topless. Those suckers will catch on every sheet, blanket, and stray partner's elbow.

lestatsbride 3

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:03

I dropped a box on mine the second day I had them, thank God for bandaids and a good padded bra!!

ozzytiff 13

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:11

Try doing that with a piercing downstairs lmao

CavishingRunt 0

Thursday 29 December 2016 18:44

If you're a girl - "I agree, your life sucks" If you're a guy - "You deserved it"

Mudge 11

Friday 30 December 2016 3:24

what is wrong with this app? people down vote others comments for no apparent good reason

EEK_the_cat 3

Monday 2 January 2017 13:14

i got one of mine stuck on a shower door once...still can't figure out how, but i think the ball landed precisely in the groove of the plastic profile on the door edge. Needles to say i squeeled like a little girl (i'm a guy). Otherwise i've always been glad i had mine done. Unfortunately i no longer have them now as they were growing out. Enjoy yours!

Audrie Ruiz 2

Thursday 5 January 2017 12:14

<p>you think the loofa is bad. Wait until you catch them on the car door! </p>

peglegmeg9117 4

Monday 9 January 2017 7:55

<p>i cringed so hard reading this, perhaps tape the ring down next time?</p> <p> </p>

BreannaRed97 0

Thursday 29 December 2016 2:26

This happened to me too. I ran into my dorm room and used scissors to cut the loofah off.

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