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How could you not notice a big wet patch? Still, that does suck, OP. :/
"Show him your genitals, your genitals. Show him your genitals. (your Genitalia~)."
Just pinch yourself, you're bound to wake up sooner or later.
This is almost to easy to make some sick wet joke. I should take this opportunity to point this out and ruin it so others can't make said joke. Here's one of mine though; She's usually wet down there anyway.. BAZINGA!
Lame. Next time, just don't.
Say "Yes... And you're next" then just walk away laughing.
FYL OP, but that call is funny as hell!
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week