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:/ that sounds very damn painful
Oh my... That's terrible. I'm sorry
TMFI!!! WHY would you share that?!?! I agree it sucks but EWWW!!!!
Why the **** would u attempt to ********** in this situation? Being in your bloody period wasn't enough of a deterrent for you? On top of the fact you have a busted vajayjay with swelling and stitches? I bet that smells just as bad as it feels too! But ya, let's try and have a ************ session.
Asshole. Educate yourself. MENSTRUATE - the verb form of MENSTRUATION, which is the medical wording for a woman's period cycle. i.e. Janice wanted to wear white skinny jeans and crowd surf, but she was *menstruating* and wore sweat pants and stayed inside all day. **********, or MASTURBATION, is something entirely different. I'm sure I don't have to define what that is. Good God, I really hope you were just trolling. But sadly, I don't think you were.
Menstruate you absolute moron.
ur into some kinky sh** ;)
I am so sorry. That sounds TERRIFYING.
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I like your name stitchesupmyass
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat