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By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

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By DamnMyOvaries - 02/05/2017 17:00 - United States - Groves

Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United States - Pataskala

Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 9:02

I like your name stitchesupmyass

kaprookie 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 9:04

Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat

Comments

Not_You_Again 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:10

Most painful FML ever!

omgiculol 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:22

so...were you naked when you fell on that bush?

MarieBooLovesYou 4

Friday 4 November 2011 3:15

Why the **** would she be naked? I'm pretty sure she had some clothes on cuz then everyone out side wld see her nakedd? I'm pretty sure she's not THAT dumb.

robbiesmama065 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:52

wait until you have a baby!!!! now that recovery is painful!!

mle015 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:03

Ow. Guys you don't understand being on your period is a pain in the... Well ya know... But having fallen out of a window right before really sucks

blondebutterfly8 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:28

Get Dermablast. It will numb the area. It worked miracles after i gave birth to my son. Get the blue one cause the red one stings really bad

sodapopper 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:57

You know I hate to say it in a way, but it sure sounds like the whole "jumped out of a window....fell on a bush between my legs...stitches....etc" is a fat excuse for like, rape. Did somebody rape you?