Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe

Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Friday 6 January 2012 8:49

How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.

gamercanadian 11

Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP

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badass243 6

Friday 6 January 2012 9:22

no dunkin donut= pissed po po

badass243 6

Friday 6 January 2012 9:22

no dunkin donut= pissed po po

zaza_x_fml 5

Friday 6 January 2012 9:24

Split personality. The evil one got the better of you, dun dun duuuun. Just kidding

ChaosAngel17 14

Friday 6 January 2012 9:35

At least your headlights were on I hope...?

michaelkiddguru 3

Friday 6 January 2012 9:37

It's the new 10 minute rule! (Get it fixed or ELSE!) That's gotta be a new record for that cop.

megamandude455 10

Friday 6 January 2012 9:50

He DID give you a warning

Bekll 31

Friday 6 January 2012 20:25

Then he took it back.

astralvagan 20

Friday 6 January 2012 9:54

YDI because he gave you a warning. You can't tell me in ten minutes you couldn't find somewhere to get the light fixed.

docscientist 9

Friday 6 January 2012 15:20

You're a moron.

astralvagan 20

Friday 6 January 2012 15:35

You're a dipshit

Horcruxer 0

Friday 6 January 2012 9:55

*woman

Arxikist 3

Friday 6 January 2012 9:59

Should be a TV show.. "Cop with Alzheimer's."

HisforHemorroids 3

Friday 6 January 2012 10:00

Are you a prostitute?

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