By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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sxe_beast 11

Were you driving a DeLorean?

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llCHR15ll 0

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

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barlessprison 16

Why are you complaining? Do you honestly think that's a good reason? You're the reason innocent road users get into accidents. YDI x 100.

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barlessprison 16

reading the other comments has made me realized that you were probably quoting something so that makes me a joke as well. FYL op.

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PoserDisposer 0

Texting is why people get into accidents. You're probably paying more attention if you're speeding. Unless you're speeding and testing, that's bad.

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CallMeHush 0

The next time try "I have diar... nevermind" and shit your pants.

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egamage 0

Jeez, you should stock up on plutonium before you try to go back in time...

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sourgirl101 28

I bet that wasn't the first time the cop heard that lame excuse/joke now slow your ass down!

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baby_gore 0

haha you're awesome

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drewsufff 0

You can't go back in time... sigh. But slowing down time would have been a legit excuse.

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gitarex 4

that shit was funny and made my day!!

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