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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By drivencrazy - 06/07/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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VicRC 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

think its time to have a talk with her

AnOriginalName 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.

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Rafael_Resto22 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:51

Dude I'm sooo sorry to hear. Is the car okay?

DUB_Speeding 10

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:56

Wow...

draokc 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:37

Ditch the bitch.

Omegapi197 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:40

I had an ex like that was way to clingy, and being single would've been better.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:38

Looks like you need to enforce a wide personal bubble for that super clingy girlfriend of yours.

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:13

Can you not shift gears while holding her hand. I mean damn it's easy

Ninjahabilities 4

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:33

NOT THE CAR!!!!

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:41

You sure that was all she was doing ?

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:08

No, you got rear ended because the driver behind you drove into you. I'm sure you didn't disagree with her touching you before this happened

alicat13 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:10

That is irresponsibill of you. You deserve it. You need to be firm with people in your car. Their lives are in your hands! You are lucky it was a small accident. people could pay with their lives because of such stupidity.

DanceJunkie98 4

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:54

It's funny that you are commenting on other's stupidity yet you spelled "irresponsible" wrong. Idiot.

Michelleisme 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:06

She wants you to crash : I be careful

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Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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