Cheating and Love: Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at...

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2013 2:52

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

Comments

NatalieOntheTram 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:59

Look on the bright side. You got to go home from work early! And now you're no longer dating a massive douchenozzle.

NandaPanda 22

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:53

Thumbs up for "douchenozzle"! lolz

jamesheat11 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:59

He couldn't tell the difference?

joopjoop 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:37

yes. yes he could.

BrieeBriee 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:01

You can do so much better then that idiot. .

Accept 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:19

Captain obvious much. Poor OP

darwinism 30

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:01

Was he high to think she was you? Or does he think magic mushrooms turn people into someone else? FYL

hcollins1 18

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:54

No, he's just a cheating asshole and tried lying to get out of the situation.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:03

There's a bigger fire in your house!

kogeld 9

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:06

What a jerk, you deserve better!

imtooshy 18

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:07

As lame as that excuse is, he's not the only moron as I've heard that before from a friend. Smfh, what a dick head. Sorry you wee cheated on and hope his Karma comes quickly.

doit4ah15 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:07

sounds like something that would happen in some stupid ass MTV reality show.......

chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:09

If that was the best excuse he could come up with, you're better off without him, a creative man is worth his weight in brass balls.

joopjoop 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:18

I'm sorry op, I had a boyfriend use that as an excuse too, but he was living with two of my friends and some **** came over while my friend was getting ready to go to school, where I was, so thankfully she immediately told me... at least you found out sooner than later, the fire at work was a blessing in disguise!