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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.

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ripresno 10

This is why alcohol is bad, kids

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Homer1975 14

did your neighbor was female and single? then good luck otherwise you deserve it.

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tararochelle 18

That sucks. Hope he has a heart.. That we all do stupid stuff with a little bit of alcohol

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

Nothing is ever a bright idea when you're drunk!

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star111 6

Haha. My neighbors a cop as well... They have a pool... Wish I had the balls to jump in!

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slacker_69 6

at. least you aren't enemies with your cop neighbor or he would've had a reason to shoot you

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motoxracer156 5

I didn't read the naked part at first o .O

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thunderr 3

because no good stories start with a cup of oj

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loccsta83 5

Streaking is fun until you get arrested

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