By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
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Catkam623 27

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

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gc327072 30

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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lonelyraven 6

Now the question is...how old are you? XD

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tylerryder 4

Dude =/ im not you saying you "having" to get out... But it would help =/

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galefrog 3

"making a sock puppet" can cause chafing my friend, especially if you "play" for hours.

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Charleigh 3

You prefer your own company, nothing wrong with that.

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bigtime_rocker 11

Nit to be mean, but... Loser much?

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