By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 526
You deserved it 22 456

Same thing different taste

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Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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ulissey_fml 22

Your socks rule: they know how to make you toe the line.

How could you come up with that much conversation for socks?

Reminds me of the fruit friends in Miranda... or the dinosours in Drake and Josh

You were lonely ... and you didn't answer the phone?

Creative people often find that loneliness brings out a hidden talent. You just shared it with the world on FML; think about how you can share your storytelling magic in real life.

My recommendation? Play The Sims. It's a more entertaining way to not have a life

you're probably so lonely because you play with sock puppets instead of answering the phone and talking to actual people

damn dont u got an xbox or iphone lol