By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

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bobbeta30 14

My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

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PYLrulz 17

#10 - Agreed. Most cops out there are legit good, and do what they can to "Serve and Protect", but there are those out there that were probably... A. High School bullies that needed an outlet to continue their bullying... B. The bullied that blossomed late, and instead of using that to do good, they use it to "get back at the world" or C. The corruptable, which can be found on any job.

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poohappens26 0

Bahahahahaha am I the only one that had the hangover movie flashback? FYL

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Michael_92 20

Hopefully his last day on the job as well.

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Sai_Run614 7

lol the new way of saying god bless you.

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divadro102 16

Ahhhhh good memories. I forgot about that but remembered the exact way it was said and then watched the video. There was no need to tase him and there certainly was no need to stop his questions. FFS Bush had a shoe thrown at him

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divadro102 16

That smiley face contradicts your hahas. That type of sneeze is the worst. Nostrils flare up, eyes feel like they're ejecting, and your throat seems to have grown pins and needles. And the thunderous clap resonates in your ears and all you can think is HOLY SHIT!

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ttttttyyy 0

3- *starts to walk, then sneeze, OP gets zapped.

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kalbrek009 20

File a complaint with the office for unnecessary "use of excessive force", that cop was a douchebag in need of suspension & ask that they subpoena the cops in-dash video to prove your case...as long as that's how it really happened.

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