Health: Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe... - FML

By bradix1186 - 21/02/2015 18:00 - Philippines - Kidapawan

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

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bradix1186 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:24

Hello everyone. I never thought it would get published. I sort of just powered up my computer and felt I had to vent here after it happened. But it's okay though. I'm used to the bickering comments I receive. But I refuse to concede to the negative effects that come with it; I'm a happy person. To those who are sympathetic to what I have, I'm forever grateful while I also am but all sympathetic to those who are not.

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nesteremily 31

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:33

I would have said, "Yes, and you're next."

xivoricbutterfly 25

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:35

I would haunt the little shit

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becca9985 34

Thursday 28 July 2016 23:41

Maybe it's my love of horror movies talking, but I could totally have fun with a comment like that. That little kid would never know what hit him. :)

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