By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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SAspring 17

There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.

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Myo_fml 20

Seriously, who does this? Are you five? You're lucky you didn't kill anyone! It's people like you that don't deserve the privilidge to drive.

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Myo_fml 20

No, i'm actually happy for the correction because I wasn't sure and auto correct wasn't helping me out.

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golden_warrior 23

there is a disclaimer in the move for idiots like you, which clearly stated that the stunts were performed by professionals and don't try it.

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rg350dx 29

OP was interested to see if he could make his own version. The Daft and the Curious.

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doodlecloud 26

Even then, you should've learnt back when you were a toddler not to blindly copy stuff you see on tv! This is why people get upset about violence in videogames, because there's always some moron who can't grasp the difference between reality and fantasy. Heck, it's why some kids can't have superhero costumes with capes in case they jump off a balcony or something.

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BimmerDriver 23

I love that movie and own a few bimmers, but even i'm not that stupid. -_-

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KBurns207 17

I didn't realize Vin Diesel had an FML account

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TheRandomIndian 17

Neither does Vin Diesel

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Jelbeztok 17

Vin Diesel actually could have pulled off that drift.

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BlackPhenom 9

Do not watch a Fast and Furious movie and then drive a new car! That's the number #3401 rule of life! YDI

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BlackPhenom 9

Sorry I thought it said new car. or new mom's car.

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rg350dx 29

Also, number #3401 is a bit redundant. It's like saying ATM machine.

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kazmie 8

you are most certainly lacking in the common sense and intelligence department. ydi. and I pray we never encounter you on the road unless of course you are on a bicycle, the ten speed variety.

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last_kings84 19

What a retard!!

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The_Piquerist 7

Yea so you're an asshole and an idiot. After watching twilight did u think you would glitter in the sun like you were at a gay dance rave as well? It's **** suckers like you that make normal people have to pay higher insurance rates.

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The_Piquerist 7

I apologize after saying that if I offended any gay people that was not my intention OP is just an asshole that is all.

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iammeorami 25

Why would you do that? Especially in someone else's car

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