Transportation: Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 8 June 2013 5:27

Yeah...you're an idiot.

SAspring 17

Saturday 8 June 2013 5:28

There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.

Comments

jregier89 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 17:45

Asshat

rinoa_fml 10

Saturday 8 June 2013 17:49

There is absolutely no justification for screwing around like that.

183933 6

Saturday 8 June 2013 17:58

People like you piss me off because you have no consideration for other people. Did you even stop to think what would happen if you his a child playing in that front yard? You deserve to be tossed in jail for a while.

kelsicanreed 13

Saturday 8 June 2013 18:22

did you at least record it?

WonkeyDonkey 10

Saturday 8 June 2013 18:26

You are extremely lucky you didn't end up killing anyone OR you could have been sitting behind bars by now being someone's prison bitch ;)

kikimonole 13

Saturday 8 June 2013 20:00

There are not enough words to express how idiotic that was. Glad you're okay enough to post your stupid mistake on FML, though!

russianspy1234 11

Saturday 8 June 2013 20:31

Ah, so you're the reason for all of those "don't try this at home" disclaimers.

WhoopWhoop321 18

Saturday 8 June 2013 23:19

Hahahahahaha!!! soo true :D

ethanman82 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 20:54

the only way you could have been more of an idoit is if you said yolo in your post

skatoolaki 24

Saturday 8 June 2013 21:00

You're an idiot who is obviously too immature to be driving unsupervised. You're just lucky you didn't kill yourself or an innocent person. Driving is a serious responsibility and you are operating a potentially lethal machine. It's not something to play around in!