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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 06:00

Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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Parenting in 2021

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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hunterhound 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:59

great achievement

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Did he get his entire 15 minutes?

Comments

hottiebrunette 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:18

winning!

wriptidez 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:19

im so sorry

thelight022 2

Friday 3 June 2011 3:26

HAHAHAHAA **** you

csw2016 4

Friday 3 June 2011 3:29

being his dad, how do you feel about this?

lmaoatall 6

Friday 3 June 2011 3:44

his username is ****. that should answer your question.

barlessprison 16

Friday 3 June 2011 6:36

Ecstatic. Local news today, Emmy Award winner tomorrow.

laliique_31 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:29

omg!!!

ILoveDaWorld 5

Friday 3 June 2011 3:31

wow that sucks

DisappearingRose 18

Friday 3 June 2011 3:36

Should've given him money....

nikki9tails 3

Friday 3 June 2011 3:41

there is bad parenting but also it's a big bad world and you can't help some of it. Wow mind blowing this is a true FML

floozle702 7

Friday 3 June 2011 3:49

oh well at least hes gonna get oj simpsons autograph in prison

floozle702 7

Friday 3 June 2011 3:53

Jesus, give the kid something to do instead of robbing banks. FHS

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