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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:24 - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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Health hazard

By lacie - 08/04/2021 21:30

Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML

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Febreze

By stinky - 21/05/2023 03:00

Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:18

are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

Sessee 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:38

Dude, just take a shower.

Comments

heyitslain 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:42

Why is it that all the old FMLs are crappy? And from the same person? FYL for being a crappy FML poster.

sacredpoppy 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 15:23

You are SO stupid. They're all anonymous. Different people. In your next life, try to make sure that the Powers That Be supply you with a brain.

Zubat_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:40

Then take a ******* shower! How is this an fml story? God, it's time's like these when I wish that there was a "shut the **** up" button on here.

mightydouche 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:21

why r you complaining about it rather than taking a shower idiot

FMLBSer 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:37

go kill your self

omgzdude 0

Monday 16 November 2009 1:46

THIS IS A FML!? WTF!?

BTWbitch 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:06

this was the first fml i ever read. it made me lol! good job.

LolWaitWut 0

Monday 7 December 2009 4:10

Boohoo, you didn't take a shower. Fyl. NOT!

leanneabc 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:47

YDI for not getting up at 7.55 am

tazrick 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:58

that's what she said.

46plus0 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:01

Why did you repost this FML? Bored? Get a hobby.

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