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By Colton - 20/12/2011 02:29 - United States

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Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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abbytequiere 9

You deserve this just for calling it your man-mush. Really?

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ronski 41

At least you'll be able to see it better in the dark :D

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OfficeNinja 5

It's like a warning sign that says "hey girls - keep away! Keep far, far, away".

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Okayitwasme 0

Baaahaa ha ha , now that's funny! No nudest colonies for awhile! Use the cubical when you urinate. Any guy who is standing next to you will put it together. Lol

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perdix 29

Don't worry, no one's going to be looking at your genitals anytime soon. And your palms will soon be covered by a thick mat of hair.

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vintage3113 6

This is so awful but so terrifically worded

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mrssuarez2011 12

I find it troublesome that you own bronzer.

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allen30076 0

dude... get a girl if u need to spank the monkey that bad

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iloveadele123 1

Someone's a big boy, huh? Awww, spurting "man-mush" into a sock? SERIOUSLY?!

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, it doesn't work as well if you use fish-net stockings.

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