By Colton - 20/12/2011 02:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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abbytequiere 9

You deserve this just for calling it your man-mush. Really?

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tracyanai15 0

Now it looks like Snooki blew you!!

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jennawill10 10

I'm just worried about what you call sperm...man-mush? Haha nice, OP! ;)

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bigdaddy93 8

so now you have an oompa loompas **** you are an idiot next time go buy some KY pendejo

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tracyanai15 0

Or you know, read the label. Como eres idiota guey, no mames.

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wittygirl 8

That wouldn't be the $90 dollar bottle of lotion your girlfriend has would it?

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wittygirl 8

I feel so specil you took the time to try and troll me :D aren't you cute

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jojimugo 20

Still not fully grasped what he is saying .... No pun

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