By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML
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gracehi 31

First of all, who the hell is Victoria Beckham? Is she that football player's wife or something? Second of all, maybe if you got your nose out of those gossip magazines and into a newspaper you might have less trivial conversations.

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joshaz 6

This man has said everything that needs to be said.

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gracehi 31

I appreciate you agreeing with me, however it would have been even better if you got my gender right.

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dbt88 15

Posh Spice! That's all I ever cared about her for anyway.

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redwednesday 11

She was posh spice? I thought she was just a washed up actress who happened to be married to David..

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teague95 16

I ate a poptart for breakfast at school. You now have another topic

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Torva_fml 16

That's unhealthy though. :(

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lennonlucado 1

Don't you know that poptarts are the devil's rice cake???

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ohmandapants 16

The tabloids are running out of things to print it seems...unless...how the hell did you find this out? You stalker.

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mk58 31

That's what I was thinking. Even tabloids have better things to print, like what Lady GaGa was wearing to her last public appearance.

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Zomg_Okay 26

The tabloids are only now "running out" of stuff to bullshit about? I was under the impression that happened years ago.

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ohmandapants 16

^...ok, wise guy. I only meant that instead of printing some scandal, there was an "article" about what she ate on her birthday. Probably not, but whatever.

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XKXKKXK 10

Is that not an important subject? I can think of few things more exciting than a soccer player's wife's birthday meal.

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emmagillespie24 11

Wait- she had fruit salad instead of a cake!?

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micahsmommy 13

It's Victoria Beckham. It's impressive that she ate anything in the first place. Cake is simply out of the question.

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petraphotoDOTca 6

once a year though? shit, that sucks!!! she NEEDS to eat cake, should have had my slice today, instead of me bwahahhaaa, no freaking way I eat fruit on MY damn bday

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Justin Bieber is amazing his abs(;

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XKXKKXK 10

What in god's name does that have to do with fruit salad?

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challan 19

Did she eat it off of David's naked body? Yummy.

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