By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27

Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*

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maydayyparade 27

Gonna need some gasoline and a lighter for that shit

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philsh94 20

Best to set yourself on fire just to be safe

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Bluemonster3 26

Not the best FML to read right before you go to sleep :(

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bxjxj 20

That's not a dream. That's a nightmare.

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worldclassrager 39

Fun fact! The human eats an average of six incects/arachnids in their sleep

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laurellkawes 31

Thank you for that!! Now I'm going to be checking my teeth every time I wake up?

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Psychosys 16

I love how nobody realizes how many times this actually happens to EVERYONE during their lifetime :)

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laurellkawes 31

We'd just rather not know or think about it, especially since spiders freak me out

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vikky538 28

Does that ring a bell? You got to clean the room real good.

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graveprotecter 18

She woke up to the TV playing the movie Pinocchio obviously

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MrGibbs25 20

not really that big of a deal.....not really deserving of a FML moment

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