By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27

Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*

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AGhost5445 25

And the spider and OP lived happily ever after

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TheGamingNirvana 18

All aboard the nope train! Toot toot!

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LadyLuck93 20

Shit got real.

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LeavenSilva 27

*Looks at the FML about the spiders invading the backyard* *Looks at this FML* They're everywhere!

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chaseafterwind82 29

Just swallow a bird, to catch the spider!

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JBChristian 47

Then swallow a cat to catch the bird.

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HighasaCloud 46

Then swallow Animal Control to catch the dog.

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brendejafulable 41

Oh jeeeeeeezus.

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Tonyfuckingperry 12

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy , spiders are one of my biggest fears. Sorry op

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