Love: Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious...

By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 00:00

Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML

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By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

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By Sarsippius - 18/05/2013 05:22

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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Dreamweaver

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 08:01

Today, I woke up with a scream of pain to find the reason I've had so many realistic dreams lately: my boyfriend has been messing with me in my sleep because he thinks my reactions are funny. For instance, when he pinched me today, I experienced a very realistic wasp sting in my dream. FML

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In your dreams

By ohiochibi - 03/12/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 18:00

Today, I had a nightmare in which my abuser came back into my life… but with gothy makeup. FML

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It's not for everyone

By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 14:00

Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML

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SwagPuppet 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:59

You better hope that shit doesn't come true!

RabidBunny 10

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:00

Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D

Comments

uglycrow 5

Friday 20 July 2012 9:20

Oh don't be so full of yourself..

spacecake91_fml 5

Friday 20 July 2012 11:46

That's crazy, i had the exactly same dream 6 months ago when I broke up with my ex! All my friends made fun of me When I told them about it! In my dream he hunted me in Paris (I live There) with a huge gun and I was like Lara Croft jumping on trains to avoid him.. And i actually thought it was real for 5 minutes When i Woke up. That's what you get for going out with psycho. FYL breaking up with him must have been really tricky for you :/

kriz_allizwell 6

Friday 20 July 2012 14:02

one way, or another, im gonna find you, im gonna getchu getchu getchu getchu...

scottsteiner 1

Friday 20 July 2012 16:29

shit goes back to thinking another plan ..

flyingfox408 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 1:12

Maybe you should be more scared by your egomania, OP.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:12

Everyone saying OP is an egomaniac has obviously never heard of an abusive relationship. Sometimes when a person gets dumped, it's THEM that has the big ego, so they'd resort to stalking or doing any matter of frightening thing in retaliation. OP doesn't necessarily have a big ego; it's possible that her ex does. But it's still creepy if she thinks it's a possibility that her dream could happen...