By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 637
You deserved it 6 575

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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Fetusface222 0

My Girlfriend did the same thing, are you sure your not me?

He's sure, he'd never lower himself to such poor grammar. GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!!!

Grammar Nazis like us show superior use of the English language!

What a bunch of bullshit. You're not responsible for what she does. She sounds like a mental case. Run. (TWELFTH!! OMGZ)

Hannah_Brooke 0

Dump her anyways. She doesn't have the balls to do it, and if she does, she's ******* stupid for wasting her life on something as stupid as a teenage boyfriend.

then don't break her heart. alot of ppl out there wish for love like that. unless it's abandonment issues then it might not be love.. I should take some psych classes

If you're considering psych classes because you realize how woefully ignorant you are, then I agree. If you think you've got some sort of natural insight because you use terms like "abandonment issues", though, then you're totally wrong. Your advice was terrible. No offense; I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. But that was just an incredibly naive comment.

FaithX 0

Tell her family, and if you're in high school like I suspect you are, school counselors. Then run because she'll hate you for it, but if she matters at all to you it's the best thing you can do. That is of course, if this is even real.

Don't be so ******* melodramatic. Dump her, OP. She says you're responsible for her death, but the rest of us say you get credit for it. The gene pool is better off without this whiny, emo ****.

wow. people on this site can be so mean.

Rofl. I doubt the OP could live with the guilt, wether he deserves said guilt or not, hence the FML.

LemonFairy 0

I'm with 48 here, only because people who actually have a problem with self-injury don't tell the first people they meet, mainly because it's a very shameful thing to most.

Actually some people do so that the person knows right away so they can decide if they want to stick around or not, instead of telling them later when you already like them, as a friend or more, so no.

Yeah, but telling them so they know isn't the same as telling them so you can control them with it... I've told every guy I've dated that I have depression and self harm issues right away but I would never dream of trying to put the blame and responsibility for it on them. This girl clearly has issues wayy beyond just being depressed/ self harming.

laomaostu 0

she is kinda of crazy saying that

ohcrapitskurt 0

at least **** her first than get out of there!

If you really like her, get her some help.

Why does he have to 'really like her' to get her some help? She is calling out for help. Talk to a school councelor, or a priest, or a parent...