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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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MrPacMan36 4

let her do it, and rid the world of them crazy bitches

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fckmyboyfriend 0

Desperation is so gay. Dump the bitch like its an olympic race and you're running for GOLD.

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legendofevn 0

Been There Done That Brother

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Recusant 0

Since you didn't posted you've left her, you probably still like her. Hey, great job! At least she won't be boring.

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danielleeycakes 3

Just say "Go for it, I won't stop you." She'll probably shit her pants and say she was just kidding.

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UnluckyDom 0

Say, "You don't have the balls to do it." it's funny, true, ironic, tempting, confusing, and risky all in one! :D

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AmazingAnna 0

that girl just justified the clingy stereotype that everyone who cuts themselves is labeled with.

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greatballsoffire 0

get her to break up with you then ;)

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