By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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omgitsnina966 0

My advice to you is to make her to break up with you, pretend your something your not, and tell her parents what she says, she just does that because she doesn't want you to break up with her, just follow my advice.

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HIMBOB 0

Basically every girl I have gone out with for more than 5 weeks has said something to that affect. My advice END IT NOW. It will never get easier to do than it is right NOW, it just gets worse and worse as time goes on. If you really think she means anything by it tell her family (not her friends and not anyone else). Just because some girl has decided extremely prematurerly that she loves you and you are her life does not mean you are responsible for her wellbeing. However as a human you have a duty to let her down as easily as possible.

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JoelMarcus 0

Tell her that, if you ever break up with her, she'll be responsible for the break up.

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anonymous_1107 0

If you need help dealing with this situation, or any other with a mentally unstable person, call the Mental Health 24 hour hotline at 1-888-232-7192.

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Mish_fml 0

Same. :/ People who tell other people that they're cutting and whatever are mostly calling for attention

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Kiron 0

Or maybe they're depressed and looking for help?

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jewels_babygirl_ 0

YEE HAA ......GET A BIG INSURANCE POLICY ON HER ........AND GET SOMEONE WITH SOME INTELLIGENCE.

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jayceee 0

okay so i know from personal experience that if you tell someone you cutt;; your not doing it for attention.. your just looking for help. okay? and if she said that then she probably is looking for attention. or she really really likes you and doesnt want to loose you.

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