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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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GoW_Chick 14

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

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Insane_Tea 15

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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bizarre_ftw 21

Go to the doc, get proof of your apparent bronchitis, then hold it in her face and gloat. (warning, taking this route may potentially lead to a failing grade. Do it anyway) (and by "doc" I mean DocBastard)

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GoW_Chick 14

Wait just because he has a cough doesn't mean it's bronchitis, and I don't think Doc would want to be part of such a, with all honesty, childish act. 5 seconds of gloating glory with the cost of a failing grade is not worth it.

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DocBastard 38

If he gets shot in the abdomen and I have to remove his spleen, I'll be happy to write him an excuse note. Otherwise, he needs to take some cough medicine and shut up.

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GovernorGeneral 8

If i supposedly get shot in the abdomen, would you mind writing me an excuse note?.....see i have a project due on monday....and....

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Candor 1

Kay, to all you people making judgemental comments, get a life not everyone has the same opinion as you do.

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fourthfloor 3

Are all the FML posters high today? How the devil would you smell "menstrual blood in the air? GROSS Are you a mix between a wolf and a grizzly bear? A very sexist one that is. I have seen many grumpy guys taking it out on others, because of whatever excuse. And you are doing the same blaming it on women and their periods, stay home next time you are sick!!

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fourthfloor 3

On a second thought, I studied with women for many a year and never smelled menstrual blood. So you know your professor's cycle how? You 2 must be in very intimate terms for you to know even that about her!

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inlove72 11

Or he was just thinking of a way to explain why she was so grumpy.

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vintagemeow 6

She sounds angry- lucky she didn't put you in a 'coughin'

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Becca_BooP 8

I don't think people read this right he said he could practically smell it, not that he actually could. As in as soon as he walked in he could tell she was being a cranky bitch like all of us girls are when it's the time of the month.

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KiranGill 5

sometimes I like to hide under my bed and pretend I'm a carrot ..

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vintagemeow 6

Sometimes I like to crawl inside a small teddy bear and pretend to be a Nepalese monk.

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beebeeL 1

Wow what a stupid bitch!! I haate girls that get that way during their period! I'm a female & BULLSHIT if you say you can't control your hormones!

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bbgirlXD 6

Amen!! Girls find excuses to be even more bitchy that's all!! I don't even know how guys deal with that . Okay it's really hurting us and stuff and yes you get mad if someone is insistent . But still no need to go crazy.

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murdersquirrel 15

Whatever. A woman that says she can control her hormones and never has problems with them and doesn't get why other women have problems with their hormones is bullshit. Meaning, you're bullshit.

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ShittingHicks 4

I used to think reading comprehension was alive and well. FML commenters ruined that dream.

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fourthfloor 3

Of course we know what he meant with "smelling menstrual blood in the air". It does not make it less scatological nor sexist though.

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CRC_101 31

57 - No, actually, if you read the comments, it's apparent that many of us did not know what he meant. I wouldn't bring "we" into your accusations about the FML.

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