By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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GoW_Chick 14

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

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Insane_Tea 15

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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Shrike 23

Jeez, PMS much? Edit: WTF? Blood cause she was on her period, people. Kind obvious.

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Shrike 23

O'rly? It says " by danny5191 (man) " under the FML. Stick to taking those Myspace mirror self-shots and leave the commenting to people with more than half a brain.

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Artisani 3

@Shrike: J/s, that picture isn't self-shot (unless she used a timed delay), nor was it done with a mirror. Also, she thought your comment was about OP, and was stating that, thinking you didn't know. Just a misunderstanding. No need for personal attacks.

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lowie89 7

Doesn't make sense....how are the 2 connected? If the blood was the fml why mention your cough at all

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ifoundalaska 11

Do you spend a lot of time smelling menstrual blood? I've just never heard a guy talk about menstrual blood like that :s

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callie123amy 4

That's what I was thinking? Lol

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ClaremoreZebra 8

He was just saying that as a way to tell you that she was being a bitch and she was acting like she was on her period. Seriously, people these days.

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xLights_Out 3

Scumbag teachers -___-

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Insane_Tea 15

"Menstrual blood." LOL? But on a serious note if your proffesor is going through menopause no amount of ass kissing will get you back in.

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perdix 29

Maybe if he shows up at her office, late in the evening, wearing his Red Wings jersey, he can begin the healing process. Bow-chicka-bow-bow

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perdix 29

Women tend to get upset when your coughs blend in the words "bullshit" and "*******" at strategic points in their lectures, regardless of where in the cycle the are.

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GoW_Chick 14

Sounds like you need a RICOLA, and some handy dandy bitch be gone spray! When bitches be trippin' Bitch Be Gone should be what you're grippin'!

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

"I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air..." Who are you, Edward Cullen? But it all seriousness, that sucks ):

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br0ccoli 14

Hahahaha!! Edward Cullen. Made me laugh.

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moiisme_fml 5

Kay, all of you people making comments on the "menstrual blood" thing, get a life, not everyone has the same opinions as you.

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tpike1296 11

And some people's opinion, is that they should BE ABLE TO EXPRESS THEIR OPINION. Damn hypocrite. "everyone has their own opinion, but mine is that I don't care". Wow, this comment seems really assholish. I'm gonna post it and blame it on me being half asleep xD

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Guess u know where the smell was coming from now! Lol

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