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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By where’s the humanity? - 21/02/2022 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my professor why I’d missed two classes. Even with a doctor’s note explaining my very serious health issues, she rolled her eyes and huffed, "Maybe if you’re ‘oh so sick,’ you should just drop out!” Gee, sorry for trying to improve my life through adversity. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:59

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

Insane_Tea 15

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:03

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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jmoreno 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:14

Wtf were u smelling period blood for?

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:14

Cough suppressant? Pshh. Get some strong laxatives instead. I bet you won't cough...

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:37

*bet

BPO 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:27

Thats fukn disgusting

stilts5 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:30

I see, you're saying the teacher was on her period. That threw me for a bit.

hotcaligirl 10

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:33

He's saying he could tell his teacher was on her period & that he was in for it.. -_-

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:53

Youre a male. how do you know what menstrual blood smells like

charmanderCHAR 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:54

Are you ******* retarded?

kimpe 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:14

YDI for being a sexist ass. Going 'lolol she's on her period that's why she got mad' is so disrespectful towards authority figures and your professor. I'd bet anything that you -were- being disruptive and dramatizing your cough for attention.

Sanch101 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:19

Misogyny is alive and well. She may well have just been in a bad mood with no PMS involved.

Shea234 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:56

Seriously? The made it through moderators? It's official, they pick them at random.

flowerchildd2 7

Wednesday 21 November 2012 1:08

Blaming things on women having their periods really pisses women off. I'm sure you did something to annoy her and she wasn't just "PMSing." YDI asshole.