By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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Doortje 29

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

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talktomandybaby 8

wowza.thats a tad bit gross.

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emodude44 0

SHIT I CAN'T SHIT!

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Auanii 3

Once, I didnt poo for 12 days, I started to panic so I took a bunch of laxitives. My best friend was the toilet for the whole day. Every 10 minutes. I couldnt even finish thanksgiving dinner without leaving three times to do the deed

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sallen0046 4

If you took the laxatives why was your friend on the toilet every ten minutes? If you're going to make shit up, could you at least bother to make it coherent.

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Doortje 29

She's saying the toilet was her friend, not that her best friend was on the toilet.

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bbbgun225 0

why would you post this?

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sallen0046 4

What exactly about not being able to defecate is panic inducing? You pull up your pants and simply carry yourself down to just about any corner store to buy a laxative or stool softer. Even gas stations carry them now. If things this trivial are causing you panic attacks, you should probably get yourself some therapy.

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FeistyKitten 3

You must panic easily... "OH GOD I CAN'T GET THIS JAR OPEN!" "OH NO I CAN'T CRY!" Grow up, get a laxative, and chill the hell out.

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livkoko 15

If OP has an anxiety disorder, panic attacks aren't something you can generally 'grow up' to get over. I find your comment quite rude considering we don't know the mental state of OP. It's like telling a schizophrenic to 'grow up and stop hearing voices in your head'; seems quite insensitive if you ask me.

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Jojoo13_fml 0

This made my day (:

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