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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 9:16

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

disco2466 8

Monday 24 January 2011 9:10

did it make you shit yourself?

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polopony 0

Monday 24 January 2011 13:33

No shit?

styphon 5

Monday 24 January 2011 13:48

seriously? it's constipation. considering all life's problems you are in for some serious trouble. i would hope you are seeing a dr for your panic disorder. also, senna + colace, both OTC

DocBastard 38

Monday 24 January 2011 13:56

Shit happens. But not to you.

Justforlolz 14

Monday 24 January 2011 20:36

*Groans* So much for no "shit jokes...

Prolusive 5

Monday 24 January 2011 14:00

Shit happens. I hope you work it out...

Crimsonhead 0

Monday 24 January 2011 15:50

Maybe OP has a generalised panic disorder. People do not choose to panic, or the circumstances that make them panic. OP, I suggest you sort your diet out, to avoid this doubly uncomfortable situation recurring.

bachooka 5

Monday 24 January 2011 18:19

You forgot the part where they voided their bowels after losing consciousness... Problem solved. You're welcome!

davek 36

Monday 24 January 2011 18:44

So... did you sh*t yourself or not?

brittanyrae29 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:08

Idiot

metalwolf 17

Monday 24 January 2011 19:09

You panic because you cant go to the bathroom? Do yourself a favor and get that checked out or never have kids. Last i heard, birth takes more then 20 minutes.

dddianna 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:13

LOL.

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