By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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Doortje 29

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

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thrice643 7

good thing you did... I needed a reason to laugh.

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LexSwift 17

I hate panic attacks. They scare the hell out of me.

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PhoenixFiend 0

Would have been funnier if panic attacks scared the shit out of you. The fml post would have made a lot more sense c

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cmac86 23

may I suggest a tall cup of coffee with chicory in it? I used to poop only once a week or so (average of 5 days), but I had some of said coffee in New Orleans 2 years ago, and now I go like 2-3 a day! if not, try a coffee and cigarette. if not that, Fuze, but be warned, that stuff worked too well (explosion that damn near put Mount St. Helen's to shame!)

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hollowaybrady34 6

Somethings wrong with you if you crap every five days.

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ppriscilla 0

oh...thats...horrible

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Prolusive 5

I'm stuck for words. I hope you work it out!

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Prolusive 5

I'm stuck for words. I hope you work it out!

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