By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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Doortje 29

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

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mrahhhhh 21

Prolusive, it takes a very "special" person to fail as hard as you just did. OP, wow, you made of glass? Granted, that's not a shit to look forward too, but panicking? And no, you probably won't die of not pooing in your case.

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Umm females don't excrete fecal matter... Shouldn't she be used to that?

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at1325 0

I get that your joking, but your still a ******* retard. NEWS FLASH! women poop too.

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ShrukiantheMad 0

If you understand that I'm joking, why must you feel the need to insult my intelligence? Could it be that you are compensating? Ah, oh well, no since fighting with a stubborn blowhard anyhow.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I am a woman. I do not poop. I hope this clears everything up for you both.

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DocBastard 38

at1325 - do you see the irony of you're statement? YES that was intentional, for educational purposes, for emphasis, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, etc.

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DakotaCat 4

Uh huh uh huh extra cheese uh huh uh huh save a slice for me!

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Wiiilmaaa 1

the most convenient thing to do is to shit yourself while having the panic attack ;)

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