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By jobless - 07/05/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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I'm not your real mom

By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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Falling at the first hurdle

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Cass Lyles - 22/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was talking to my fiancé on the phone. I said, "Alright, see you in 10 minutes babe." My boss must have thought I was talking to him because he said, "Alright (my name), see you later." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:06

Haha, that really makes sense though, since it is mostly a reflex to say 'Love you' at the end of a phone conversation. But perhaps it'll get you brownie points? "No, no, I want to hire that one guy. He said he loves me."

YLIF 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:02

oops, you must have been nervous

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SmoothTalker 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:13

#3 it's "you're"...assuming you have equally atrocious grammar issues on your resume, I don't think you'd get the job either

nabee26 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:00

Hahaha

effyourlife_ 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:24

i've done that to a teacher before.

Punkin23 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:25

Why? Why would you say that?!

dizzle_doneski 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:40

i've done that before.. to another dude, then i played it off by saying "haha gotcha, just checking to see if your ****!"'

mattmag 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:51

Wow, just the other day I did this to a female friend who I used to have a really obvious crush on. Sucks, doesn't it?

pinkberry_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:05

Awww! Hope you and the boss will have a good laugh about it and that you'll get this job! :)

prog1 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:07

Ouch. you may want to work on that. Also, it would have helped your case if you didn't say that it was in your "sweetest voice" haha. I'm sorry, whoever this was

bonafidehustler 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:08

LOL I love this FML because it's totally something I could see myself doing! I always say or do inappropriate things like that by accident.

christtt315 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:13

i did something like this. i am just entering a new high school. very prestigious and extremely hard to get into, and as i was leaving i had to stop my self from almost blowing the director of admissions a kiss!!! my hand was up to my mouth and had to actually stop it. i looked like a retard haha.