By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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_insertnamehere_ 0

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

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ohhsnapp 0

hahhahaha thattt sucks. i feel bad for ur kids. why the hell did u have a boner tho? hahahha.

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RPGod 0

To the people who are asking why/how the OP got turned on, it happens. Guys get boners randomly, not necessarily when they are turned on.

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RPGod 0

To the people who are asking why/how the OP got turned on, it happens. Guys get boners randomly, not necessarily when they are turned on.

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dancelover1012 0

lmao that sucks. especially in front of your kids.

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azian 0

Props to #6 for the spinal tap reference

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jSOPURE 3

Random boners aren't so random. It happens to all guys. At least people know it works. :)

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SirAlan 0

one of the funniest i've read! :)

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iluvmycatz 0

this sounds like the plot of a porno number 20

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