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By handi-crap - 05/01/2010 17:28 - United States

Today, I had a promo code for a free Redbox movie. Since I knew exactly which movie I wanted, I parked in a handicapped space because it was super close and I was cold. I didn't think anyone would notice, but apparently the cop that parked beside my car did. My free movie cost me $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:34 - Canada

Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML

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By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

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By icecreamer - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML

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By MBoomer - 16/11/2016 06:36

Today, I found a great parking spot but I wasn't sure if it was restricted by any means or of I could just park there for free. I asked a police officer walking by and he told me it was alright, only to come back 4 hours later to find a ticket on my windshield. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:18

Of course it was super close. Handicapped people generally can't get around very well. F their lives if they had to park in a far away normal space because you can't handle twelve seconds of cold.

GIRAFFES 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:19

You deserved it. Nothing else to say, really.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:21

DUMBASS. YDI totally. Next time park in the regular parking spot. Serves you right.

SarahMarie83 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:45

#140: It's $250 where I live in Illinois. Sadly enough, that's still not high enough to keep inconsiderate assholes from taking the spots. I think it should be a minimum of $5000 and a license suspension.

foxytrot 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:45

**** u for parking in a handiccaped space. that's rude and selfish

WTFisthiscrap 6

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:50

To whoever said that about being able to navigate around big malls and such, you see, the thing with having the ability to do that, is that once inside, there are usually chairs or benches scattered about. Or hell, a person can sit on the floor if need be! Can't very well just sit down in the parking lot, can you? lol Handicapped people don't drive? Oopsie! I've been handicapped my whole life and been driving for 11 years now! I want to know where the handicapped spots are always open? I rarely just pull in to a parking lot and find one open. All too often, I go park at the other end of the lot, b/c I have to have room to let my ramp down and get my wheelchair off of it.

nica73 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:19

You TOTALLY deserve it. Leave the handicapped spaces for the handicapped and be THANKFUL you're able to walk to your destinations without any difficulty.

axelkg 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:33

@WTFisthiscrap, you can just as easily sit on the ground of a parking lot as you can sit on the floor of a store. Also, I'm willing to bet money that you're not actually handicapped.

ultravioletfoil 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:39

I hope you break your effing spine. Maybe then you'd see why people with disabilities need special parking spaces. Not only is it closer to the entrance, but it's larger than non-reserved parking spaces (as people who use wheelchairs need that extra space). And many disabled people (such as polio survivors) are much more sensitive to cold than you probably are. So get over your sense of entitlement to things you don't actually deserve whatsoever. Axelkg, I hope you know that disabled people aren't mythical creatures and we actually can type comments on the Internet. Just like you! How amazing. Idiots.

4ube_fml 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 5:56

I do not think polio survivors drive.

ultravioletfoil 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

Explain why I drive, then. Also, your reply is a non sequitur. I never said polio survivors drive; even if it's absolutely impossible for us, can't we have other loved ones to drive us?

ultravioletfoil 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:26

Not everone's a ******** like you, Farside. You're thinking of what YOU'd do.

xoxoinlove 4

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:34

you stupid jerk people need those spots. my dad has to park there cause he cant walk good, you only parked there cause u were cold?!?!?! you lazy retart. how selfish can you be? what do u steal candy from children to?