By argh - 24/02/2010 06:29 - Canada

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
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DeservedIt 0

Next time don't look like you're picking up something off the ground. Is it really that hard to have a seizure properly?

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furb82 0

lmbooooo that's messed up, since you post on FML you are ok

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clib542 0

really for a seizure,there isn't much he could really do to help. if he thought you were picking something up, then it wasn't violent contractions. you probably weren't in any danger of injuring yourself during the seizure. if this is your first seizure then fml, if not, I'm sure its not fun to get them, but you probably got the rest of your shift off to get checked over and got paid for an entire shift.

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iloveloosy12 0

your not supposed to get in someones way when they have a seizure

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perdix 29

Maybe your boss is a recovering sex addict and if he got over your helpless body, he'd be compelled to bone you. I know what that's like, except my addiction is food. And instead of a helpless woman, my temptation would be a doughnut. So, I understand your boss's dilemma. Ironically, with a doughnut it's everything AROUND the hole that is delicious and delightful while the hole is just a waste of time, but with a sex addict. . .

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perdix 29

aly627, just come over to my house with a pizza, extra cheese, and we will get this all worked out. ;)

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perdix 29

That's just one of my many skillz. Mad skillz. ;)

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blastvortex 3

How was he supposed to know? Did you even tell him about your seizures? Is he supposed to be psychic? That's not an FML, you know. Of course, being an epileptic is an FML, so there is that. Seizures suck.

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Silentstrike 11

@31 actualy the boss couldve done alot more, 1st thing he shouldve done is yell for someone to call the paramedics, 2nd thing he shouldve yelled for some co-workers to come help him remove all things OP couldve hit, 3rd thing the boss shouldve done is get the co-workers to hold down the OP's arms and head and legs and chest so that OP could not hurt themselves anymore... conclusion..... FAKE

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