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By seriously - 20/04/2009 23:05 - Canada

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Jonesy666 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:25

Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

michellaneous 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:28

don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!

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resawins 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:11

sick. good thing nothing more happened to you...

A7X5989 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:18

you need to junk punch the guy

Jaina_APO 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:29

at least you and your fellow dancers are ok... this could have turned out so much worse.

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:58

lol I found out recently that my old chess teacher (of like 5 years) just plead guilty to molesting at least 3 boys, and that he had had charges filed against him but dropped even before we had met him. It's scary...

ilikerainbows 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:06

#53 I don't know what school system you're thinking of, but in my state you don't need a bachelor's degree to sub. My roommate and mom work in the system and there are plenty of holes when short-staffed, this is sadly, realistic. However, the principal shouldn't have removed the offender, you would think the school police officer (even crappy public schools have at least one) would have removed him from the classroom under arrest for violating the terms of his sex offender registry (no going within a certain distance of parks, school grounds, and other spaces for minors). Having attended a crappy public school in a sketchy downtown area, and been involved in the school's dance company, this kinda creeps me out true or not.